When JABA's Volunteer Coordinator asked our JABA volunteers to submit their most recent volunteer hours, volunteer Steve Sargeant's response was priceless! We feel ya, Steve.

Hello! Here are my numbers for April:

Weight gained: too damn much

Alcohol consumed: not enough

Still married: barely

Dog still loves me: maybe

Running out of Netflix choices: happened weeks ago

Now on to my absolutely, positively totally not even close estimate of those hours when I was barely conscious and can credit toward volunteering:

R&D for JABA using Zoom: about 5.9863 hours

Combing my hair in preparation to shoot a JABA webinar: 0.0000002 hours, as I am damn near bald.

Shooting countless takes of the webinar because I can’t remember my own name, never mind the damn script: 6.3442 hours

Actually talking with clients: 8.432 hours (maybe)

Pestering Randy and Lenore with countless dumb ideas and questions about: 4.54 hours [probably more if you ask them]

So when you add it all up, take the square root as calculated by the nearest orangutan, take it to confession because you know it’s a lie, and then try to add the decimals, which you have not been able to do since you were about 6-years old, the total is…

Are you ready…

24.864329765417 hours in April

Time to put my beanie on with the propeller on top, put on my mask, put on mittens, flippers and a snorkel and pour a tall one.

Sincerely,
Steve Sargeant (at least I think)